如果你也听说

Before I start, what I am about to show here is the partially rephased and a short geist of an omnious letter I recieved today in a cute little envelope with the ugly words " On Government Service" on it. But I have to admit, its my interpration of it is how I felt the sender (a computer generated sender since it say its a computer generated letter) must have felt when it sent the letter. No harm nor insult was intented.

Warning: Strong use of excessive language use by typical Army personal. DO NOT proceed futher is you are offended by terms comparing humans to dogs or various smelly organs.

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Greetings, humble slaves of XXX SIR ! I hope this letter finds you well.
( Actually it didn't, it just made my day worse)

Our Battalion has come of age , bla bla bla. Here is the important part my humble slaves, during last 2 years, you bitches have not perform well in your bloodly IPPT with only 34% pass rate. This trend has not been getting better you sluts.


This year, your god, me , has booked 2 IPPT sessions for you. Please note that I want to instill fitness back as a combat unit without any regard of what you mere mortals or dogs have been doing with your mundance life. I am aimming for somewhere beyond 80% pass rates and a nice promotion after that. You smelly CBs better sux it up.

(From 34% to 80% in 2 sessions... hes more ambitious then the worker's party politicians, he should be happy if he can keep the 34%)

You must attend both session. If you don't go, I will F you upside down, inside out, regardless of which company you come from, unless you are a white horsey, in that case, there must be some error as to why you are post under me.

You will find the location of XXXXXXX camp from the map in Annex A I copied from streetdirectory.com, or is it from SLA, its dosen't matter.

The rest is all bla bla bla

With warmest regards

This is a computer-generated document, no signature is required, there is no one for you to curse and swear at nor complain to.

Your God
XX XXX SIR

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Just for your info, I'm in the 66% group. I'm sure the people in the 34% group will feel even more screwed.

Found this in the Internet.

Trust You

Testicular Fortitude. That is what you need if you wanna cross the roads of Kuala Lumpur without the aids of traffic light. Just back ( a few days ago actually) from KL with Tracy. Had a great trip, its a great place to shop ^_^.

愛不疚

Its the time of the season, the calm before the storm. As I was peacefully doodling my time away FOR work, I took some time out to doodle some crap to rest my eyes. For starters, like every Bleach fan, there will come a point in life where you think you can design a better Zapakuto, better looking or more powerful or logical than whats shown and here is mine ...