I have been watching Man VS Wild lately and I have to say... Its one show that cannot put " No animals were humiliated, harmed or killed during production" at its credits.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
1 in a Million
Due to a sudden spike in readerships the past few days... I decided to investigate the reason why, thru my web counter... and here are the results...
The increase readerships were mainly redirect from Google search result, and here are the keywords they typed...
The increase readerships were mainly redirect from Google search result, and here are the keywords they typed...
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Piece of Me
The World is changing...
In the past, Monks stay in temple, hit wooden fish and pratice kung fu high up in the mountains... Nowadays Monk owns 3 house in Singapore, drives a BMW in Australia and once in a blue moon go tv do some stunt... Now, I'm seriously considering my career choice...
A few years back... the only video of gay man I saw circulated wildly in the Internet is Hard Gay...You know, the one that always say " Say Say Say" and "Hooo~", doing good deeds all over Japan. Nowadays, its that video of 2 sweaty and happy men vigerously jamming the daylight out of each other in some HDB void deck stark naked as if there is no tomorrow.
In the past, Monks stay in temple, hit wooden fish and pratice kung fu high up in the mountains... Nowadays Monk owns 3 house in Singapore, drives a BMW in Australia and once in a blue moon go tv do some stunt... Now, I'm seriously considering my career choice...
A few years back... the only video of gay man I saw circulated wildly in the Internet is Hard Gay...You know, the one that always say " Say Say Say" and "Hooo~", doing good deeds all over Japan. Nowadays, its that video of 2 sweaty and happy men vigerously jamming the daylight out of each other in some HDB void deck stark naked as if there is no tomorrow.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
如果你也听说
Before I start, what I am about to show here is the partially rephased and a short geist of an omnious letter I recieved today in a cute little envelope with the ugly words " On Government Service" on it. But I have to admit, its my interpration of it is how I felt the sender (a computer generated sender since it say its a computer generated letter) must have felt when it sent the letter. No harm nor insult was intented.
Warning: Strong use of excessive language use by typical Army personal. DO NOT proceed futher is you are offended by terms comparing humans to dogs or various smelly organs.
Greetings, humble slaves of XXX SIR ! I hope this letter finds you well.
( Actually it didn't, it just made my day worse)
Our Battalion has come of age , bla bla bla. Here is the important part my humble slaves, during last 2 years, you bitches have not perform well in your bloodly IPPT with only 34% pass rate. This trend has not been getting better you sluts.
This year, your god, me , has booked 2 IPPT sessions for you. Please note that I want to instill fitness back as a combat unit without any regard of what you mere mortals or dogs have been doing with your mundance life. I am aimming for somewhere beyond 80% pass rates and a nice promotion after that. You smelly CBs better sux it up.
(From 34% to 80% in 2 sessions... hes more ambitious then the worker's party politicians, he should be happy if he can keep the 34%)
You must attend both session. If you don't go, I will F you upside down, inside out, regardless of which company you come from, unless you are a white horsey, in that case, there must be some error as to why you are post under me.
Warning: Strong use of excessive language use by typical Army personal. DO NOT proceed futher is you are offended by terms comparing humans to dogs or various smelly organs.
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Greetings, humble slaves of XXX SIR ! I hope this letter finds you well.
( Actually it didn't, it just made my day worse)
Our Battalion has come of age , bla bla bla. Here is the important part my humble slaves, during last 2 years, you bitches have not perform well in your bloodly IPPT with only 34% pass rate. This trend has not been getting better you sluts.
This year, your god, me , has booked 2 IPPT sessions for you. Please note that I want to instill fitness back as a combat unit without any regard of what you mere mortals or dogs have been doing with your mundance life. I am aimming for somewhere beyond 80% pass rates and a nice promotion after that. You smelly CBs better sux it up.
(From 34% to 80% in 2 sessions... hes more ambitious then the worker's party politicians, he should be happy if he can keep the 34%)
You must attend both session. If you don't go, I will F you upside down, inside out, regardless of which company you come from, unless you are a white horsey, in that case, there must be some error as to why you are post under me.
You will find the location of XXXXXXX camp from the map in Annex A I copied from streetdirectory.com, or is it from SLA, its dosen't matter.
The rest is all bla bla bla
With warmest regards
This is a computer-generated document, no signature is required, there is no one for you to curse and swear at nor complain to.
Your God
XX XXX SIR
The rest is all bla bla bla
With warmest regards
Your God
XX XXX SIR
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Just for your info, I'm in the 66% group. I'm sure the people in the 34% group will feel even more screwed.
Found this in the Internet.
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